Please let me eat the radioactive shrimp from Walmart

• The FDA warns people not to eat frozen shrimp from Walmart who may be radioactive.

• The agency recommends a recall, although there have been no radioactive shrimps in the US food supply.

• Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Great responsibility comes with great power. We all know that a young man from Queens, who happened to be bitten by a radioactive spider and the world in front of a careless and egomaniac oligarch, a technological villain and a man who is sometimes made of sand, saved the world to be true.

We all admire the bravery and courage of Peter Parker. When I heard that there was a shipping of possibly radioactive shrimp in Walmart, I felt the call to serve.

I have to eat the radioactive shrimp.

According to a press release from the Food and Drug Administration, the delivery of frozen shrimp from BMS Foods, an Indonesian supplier, was positively on customs for customs at Centic-137, a radioactive isotope. The frozen shrimp should be sold under the Great Value brand near Walmart.

“At this point, no product that was tested or alerted positively for Caesium-137 (CS-137) has entered the US trade,” wrote the FDA, even though they recommend a call back for three great value products.

How were the shrimp radioactive? Are all shrimp tested for radioactivity? Is a foul suspected or is this a natural event? These are questions that I have no answers to.

The only question I definitely know is the answer to: Do I want to eat the shrimp?

Yes, yes, I do. I have to try. I can’t resist, know that there are radioactive shrimp outside and that I could possibly use its yarnity forces. Would I get claws? A strong cock that is maneuvered by water? Would I just go well with cocktail sauce?

[Note: Business Insider does not endorse eating anything radioactive, and you should not do this, no matter how tempting it sounds. Ingesting Cesium-137 allows the radioactive material to accumulate in soft tissues, increasing cancer risk, according to the FDA.]

Since the contaminated program was apparently stopped before she hit the shelves, I listen to myself as if I never get the chance to find out. But thanks to the power of Chatgpt, I took a picture of myself as a radioactive shrimp:

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